2025 Ford Transit 250

2025 Ford Transit 250 Cargo Van Low Roof 9,075 miles (rolls in with the LED headlights on, glaring directly into the camera) Oh, you thought this was over You thought the pickups had this lot locked up Turn around. TURN AROUND. It's me. Straight outta Claycomo, Missouri. Kansas City built. 9,075 miles on the odometer and a chip on my shoulder the size of a pallet. They call me... THE SHORT KING. That's right. LOW ROOF. And every time somebody says it like it's an insult, I get a little stronger. The high-roof guys walk around their cargo areas standing straight up like it's a cathedral. Sweetheart, I'm not here to stand. I'm here to HAUL. 3.5-liter V6. Rear-wheel drive. A 130-inch wheelbase, which I'm told is the medium one. I'm told a lot of things. I don't listen. Let's talk about safety. Automatic emergency braking with pedestrian detection. You step in front of me, I see you before you see me. That's not a threat. That's a FEATURE. Lane-keeping. I stay in my lane. Can the minivan say that Can the minivan say ANYTHING No. The minivan is busy playing cartoons for a seven-year-old. 9,075 miles. That's not mileage. That's a warm-up lap. My tires are still learning the alphabet. So here's what's gonna happen. You come down to this lot. You open my doors. You look at all that cargo space and you whisper, ...he's really not that short. And I'll say THANK YOU. And then you load me up. Ladies and gentlemen... THE! SHORT! KING! (goes to drop the mic; automatic emergency braking stops it six inches from the floor. Safety first.)