2025 Chevrolet Express 2500 Work Van

2025 Chevrolet Express 2500 Cargo Van10,582 miles(appears at the top of the ramp wearing a mask. Nobody knows how. Vans don't have faces. It's wearing a mask anyway.)You've seen me before. You just don't know it.I was parked outside your neighbor's house when they redid the kitchen. I was at the loading dock at five in the morning. I was behind you at the red light, and you didn't even look twice.That's the point.They call me... EL FURGON.Nobody knows my true identity. Okay, technically it's on the VIN plate. Chevrolet Express 2500. 4.3-liter V6. Born in Wentzville, Missouri. But nobody READS the VIN plate. So my secret is safe.A masked van travels light. No back seats. No clutter. Just a big empty cargo area waiting for its next mission. Ladders. Lumber. Six hundred rolls of paper towels for reasons nobody will ever ask about. I don't ask questions. I just haul.StabiliTrak and traction control, standard. Because a luchador never loses his footing. Not in the rain. Not in the hardware store parking lot on a Saturday morning.And when the job is done, I disappear. Back into the sea of work vans. Unseen. Unremembered. Undefeated.So come down to this lot. Take the keys. Become the one person who knows who I really am.EL! FURGON!(throws a smoke bomb. When the smoke clears, the van is still there. It's a van. It can't leave without you.)